Teenage Wasteland Barenaked Ladies

[Ed:] No, we're gonna do a bunch of new stuff tonight. And, uh... But I'm gonna have to warn you, most of it's in German. So, I hope you've all attended your German classes in high school, because you're required to take, I think, it's at least two languages, aren't you?
[Steve:] In high school?
[Ed:] Yeah
[Steve:] Yes
[Ed:] Yes, two languages, and typing. That's all you need. And you get a high school diploma
[Steve:] Is woodshop a language?
[Ed:] No, woodshop falls under typing
[Steve: (Laughing)] Oh, okay. This next song is called "99 Luftballons"
[Ed:] Ah 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3...

[Verse 1:]
I first met Millie in art class in high school
With her short brown bob, she was better than Bateman's best
I never thought I'd ever see a miracle
And who'd have thought it would be in an arcade?

[Chorus:]
Well she moved like an angel
And she spoke like a memory
And she smoked like a chimney
And she completed Dragon's Lair on just one quarter
On just one quarter
On just one quarter
On just one quarter

[Verse 2:]
I called her up, but she wasn't home
I knew she was downstairs, but her dad didn't like me
I never thought I'd see a miracle
I called her back in 10 minutes and disguised my voice