​mashed Sacri

I ate a potato, I didn't like the texture
Too mushy for me
Everybody talks about how great they are
But I really can't see

I'm okay with tater tots or basket fries
But mashed potatoes are the devil in disguise
I wonder if it's something to do with myself now

(Who doesn't like potatoes?) Apparently me
(Who doesn't like potatoes?) Apparently me
(Who doesn't like potatoes?) Apparently me
(Who doesn't like potatoes?) Apparently mе

Everybody else lovеs them so much
But I'd rather stick to my hashbrowns and such
What is really there for me to love
When I take one bite and I've had enough

(Taters)

There's just no taste for me to grasp on to
When I eat mashed potatoes I want something new
Salt and pepper don't fix nothing
Not even gravy has something to bring