[Spoken]
As for me, I'm sitting here completely naked after my bath; I'm just gonna enjoy this waterlogged steak. After that I'm going to polish off an entire bottle of vodka in less than 20 minutes, and then hit the town, punch out street lamps with a bat. I'm gonna hopefully sleep with the first person I meet. I hope you do the same, even if you're a child, or a recovering alcoholic, or an elderly person. You gotta live life, huh? That sound good? Great.
Now you do me a favor: You say classy, and give me a call sometime; I'm at (646) 424-9166. Hope to talk to you rеal soon. Goodbye.
[dog barks]
Is that Baxter? Baxter!
[dog growls]
Ohhh, that's not Baxtеr. Oh, sweet Jack Lord's hair, that's a mastiff! I have to remember to close the front door when I bathe!
[dog barks threateningly]
Oh, that definitely is a mastiff! Ohh! Oh, dammit, help me! It's a mastiff! Ohh, [unintelligible]! Oh, thank you for listening to my album!
[dog attacks]
Someone help me! Get this mastiff off me! Oh my god, help me! So powerful, ahh! So strong, the jaws are strong, they're really strong! Oh, it's a beautiful creature even though it's ripping into my flesh! Help me! Hohhh! Hohhh! Get one of my golf clubs! Start beating it over the head! Help me! I'm losing consciousness! Someone help me! Oh, mastiff! Ahhh!
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As for me, I'm sitting here completely naked after my bath; I'm just gonna enjoy this waterlogged steak. After that I'm going to polish off an entire bottle of vodka in less than 20 minutes, and then hit the town, punch out street lamps with a bat. I'm gonna hopefully sleep with the first person I meet. I hope you do the same, even if you're a child, or a recovering alcoholic, or an elderly person. You gotta live life, huh? That sound good? Great.
Now you do me a favor: You say classy, and give me a call sometime; I'm at (646) 424-9166. Hope to talk to you rеal soon. Goodbye.
[dog barks]
Is that Baxter? Baxter!
[dog growls]
Ohhh, that's not Baxtеr. Oh, sweet Jack Lord's hair, that's a mastiff! I have to remember to close the front door when I bathe!
[dog barks threateningly]
Oh, that definitely is a mastiff! Ohh! Oh, dammit, help me! It's a mastiff! Ohh, [unintelligible]! Oh, thank you for listening to my album!
[dog attacks]
Someone help me! Get this mastiff off me! Oh my god, help me! So powerful, ahh! So strong, the jaws are strong, they're really strong! Oh, it's a beautiful creature even though it's ripping into my flesh! Help me! Hohhh! Hohhh! Get one of my golf clubs! Start beating it over the head! Help me! I'm losing consciousness! Someone help me! Oh, mastiff! Ahhh!
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