Club announcer's words are in boldface; GG's words are in regular text
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Here's your lord and master, after a five-year absence. The king! Mr. GG Allin, Public Animal Number One, fuckin' sleazebag!
[random shouting from the audience as GG and the band take the stage]
You're all a bunch of fuckin' queers!
[shouting from audience gets louder]
You want me, motherfuckers? You got my cock tonight!
I can't say anything is gonna happen here tonight, because I don't fuckin' know. I've just been playing with these guys for two days. Doing a lot of drinking, a lot of drugs, a lot of gettin' fucked up. So we might be good and we might really suck, but we don't really give a fuck, because we've got your money anyway. As long as I don't take a shit onstage, these motherfuckers are gonna pay me. So I might just stand up here and beat off all night.
Cuz I don't really give a fuck if you... really, I'm serious. You could all leave right now, I don't give a fuck. But I hope to get... I hope... I got a guy over here that wants to get a blowjob tonight, and I've already told him I'd suck his cock onstage. I did it in Philadelphia on New Year's Eve. And I'll really do it. I'll suck this guy's cock onstage.
But, but, there's one stipulation... if I don't fuckin' fall and kill myself before we do the set. Which I might do, because this guy's buying me drinks. Take this fuckin' stand out of here. Take this stand, because I need the money.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay. And the next thing we gotta do, is we got some girls that are comin' up, and shit. Right? And if any other girls want to come up to the front, just come up. I'll tell you why, because we're gonna need you.
We're sick of beating off, although we like it. And we'll buy any girl... at the end of the night, any girl that wants to sell me... if she's been wearing her panties for two days, and they really smell, I'll give you five bucks. If you're ugly, we'll give you five bucks. If you're good-looking, we'll give you ten. If you're beautiful, we'll fuck you for 25!
But we ain't gonna make that much money, so we can only go as high as 25. I mean... but if you buy me a drink, you got my dick, right? It's small, right? But it will stick in, it will get hard, it will spit. It's a real small one. You're probably... girls are saying, "my 12-year-old brother's got a bigger dick than him". But I don't give a fuck! Cuz it's the only one I've got, and I gotta use it! So what am I gonna do? I'm ugly, right? I'm an ugly fuckin' scumfuc. Without this, I'm even uglier.
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Here's your lord and master, after a five-year absence. The king! Mr. GG Allin, Public Animal Number One, fuckin' sleazebag!
[random shouting from the audience as GG and the band take the stage]
You're all a bunch of fuckin' queers!
[shouting from audience gets louder]
You want me, motherfuckers? You got my cock tonight!
I can't say anything is gonna happen here tonight, because I don't fuckin' know. I've just been playing with these guys for two days. Doing a lot of drinking, a lot of drugs, a lot of gettin' fucked up. So we might be good and we might really suck, but we don't really give a fuck, because we've got your money anyway. As long as I don't take a shit onstage, these motherfuckers are gonna pay me. So I might just stand up here and beat off all night.
Cuz I don't really give a fuck if you... really, I'm serious. You could all leave right now, I don't give a fuck. But I hope to get... I hope... I got a guy over here that wants to get a blowjob tonight, and I've already told him I'd suck his cock onstage. I did it in Philadelphia on New Year's Eve. And I'll really do it. I'll suck this guy's cock onstage.
But, but, there's one stipulation... if I don't fuckin' fall and kill myself before we do the set. Which I might do, because this guy's buying me drinks. Take this fuckin' stand out of here. Take this stand, because I need the money.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay. And the next thing we gotta do, is we got some girls that are comin' up, and shit. Right? And if any other girls want to come up to the front, just come up. I'll tell you why, because we're gonna need you.
We're sick of beating off, although we like it. And we'll buy any girl... at the end of the night, any girl that wants to sell me... if she's been wearing her panties for two days, and they really smell, I'll give you five bucks. If you're ugly, we'll give you five bucks. If you're good-looking, we'll give you ten. If you're beautiful, we'll fuck you for 25!
But we ain't gonna make that much money, so we can only go as high as 25. I mean... but if you buy me a drink, you got my dick, right? It's small, right? But it will stick in, it will get hard, it will spit. It's a real small one. You're probably... girls are saying, "my 12-year-old brother's got a bigger dick than him". But I don't give a fuck! Cuz it's the only one I've got, and I gotta use it! So what am I gonna do? I'm ugly, right? I'm an ugly fuckin' scumfuc. Without this, I'm even uglier.
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