The Mayor of Simpleton XTC

[Verse 1]
Never been near a university
Never took a paper or a learned degree
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me
But it's nothing that I care about

[Chorus 1]
Well, I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun
And of mathematics, well, I want none
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton
But I know one thing, and that's I love you

[Post-Chorus]
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton

[Verse 2]
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton)
Or get past the cover of your books profound
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton)
And some of your friends (Some of your friends)
Think it's really unsound that you're even seen talking to me

[Chorus 2]
Well, I don't know how to write a big hit song
And all crossword puzzles, well, I just shun
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton
But I know one thing, and that's I love you