Protean Politics Stringstorm, Karl the Deranged (Ft. Connor McKinley, Glowtide, Karl the Deranged, Randolph Carter, Thunderpsyker & Various Artists)

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
Greetings, Custodes, how are you this day?
Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to display?

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
No we have not, but to ask you for a favour

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That's all too bad, because I'd like a new shaver

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
The Adeptus Mechanicus' ranks you have climbed
Even though you seem to explode all the time
This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
That is just my drivers being crappy, see?

[CAPTAIN-GENERAL]
Then how is it you can keep surviving these blasts?
To all the other Techpriests, it badly contrasts
Your sentience it seems to return from the dead
How this could be, you might want unsaid

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL]
You come to my planet with friction and strife?
You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife?
Please do tell me, fleshling, is this some kind of goof?
I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof?