If There’s a Will Central Park Cast (Ft. Daveed Diggs & Tituss Burgess)

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"Helen, will you freshen up my drink?"
Okay
"Take Shampagne to see his doggy shrink"
Of course
"Lace my girdle, file down my skin tags,"
Sure
"And count all my shoes and my handbags"

"Helen will you swallow all your rage?"
For now
"Keep it like a monkey in a cage"
I love monkeys
"Just ignore Shampagne's much higher standing"
I will
"Adore me, endure me withstanding my demands"

But I've got plans
So these demands are temporary
I grin and bear it knowing where my future life could lead
I grit my teeth and find relief repeating

If there's a will, there's a way, there's a way
If there's a will, there's a way, there's a way
If there's a will, there's a willy-nilly way
To be living like I'm top-notch
Filthy stinkin' rich, watch
Just gotta be smart like so
Keep playing my part like so
Don't step on my toes
Nobody knows what really goes on
In Bitsy's rich-and-famous lifestyle penthouse in the tower
Gonna have my hour with the willpower