Keep Away Lou Reed

[Verse 1]
You keep your jealousy and your snide remarks to yourself
You know that I'm not seeing anybody else
You just keep your ear down to the ground
Yell your head off if you hear a sound
And here's a whistle, and a badge and a phone
You can arrest me if I'm not at home
And if I don't keep my word I swear
I'll keep away

[Verse 2]
Here's some books and a puzzle by Escher
Here's Shakespeare's Measure For Measure
Here's a balloon, a rubber band and a bag
Why don't you blow them up if you think you've been had
Here's a castle, a paper dragon and a moat
An earring, a toothbrush and a cloak
And if I don't keep my word I swear
I'll keep away

[Chorus]
I swear I'll keep away from all we've ever done
I'll keep away the good times and I'll keep away the fun
I swear I'll join the Army, or maybe the Marines
I'll start to wear designer suits and put away my jeans