Well, Did You Evah? Burt Reynolds (Ft. Cybill Shepherd, Duilio Del Prete, Madeline Kahn & Mildred Natwick)

Have you heard?
The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you evah?
What a swell party this is!

Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!

What daiquiris!
What sherry, please!
What burgundy!
What pommery!

Have you heard?
Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!

Missus Smith in her new hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part this is!

What brandy, wow!
What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer
Will you sober up, dear?