Finale Wayne Kirkpatrick (Ft. Something Rotten! Company)

[SHYLOCK, spoken]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Shylock Productions in association with Pilgrim Enterprises presents the Bottom Brothers - in their touching life story

[TROUPE]
Who's that coming out of Cornwall
With his brother
It's Nick (And Nigel Bottom)

Who's that starting out with nothing
But each other
It's Nick (And Nigel Bottom)

[NICK & NIGEL]
Yes we are the Bottom Brothers
Writing plays just like our mother said we oughta do
We've learned a thing or two

[BEA]
He almost got us all beheaded

[NICK, spoken]
Sorry!

[PORTIA]
Instead we just got banished-ed