Paint That Lady Tom Cardy

[Verse 1]
We lock eyes from across the room
And you say, "Wassup"? (Wassup?)
And I say, "What's up"? (What's up?)
And we know that it's good
Do you want to be my lady? (Lady)
I want to raise your baby (Baby)
My only job is to pleasure you (Lay down)
But first I'm gonna use my thumb to measure you
Know you're dealing with a gentleman when I
Got'a one thing on my mind
Lovely lady wants the gentleman's dick
But first you're getting the acrylic

[Chorus]
I'm gonna paint you
With my watercolours (I'm breaking out the watercolours for ya)
We're gonna have sex (Very, very good sex)
But not just yet (Why's that?)
First, I gotta paint you (You gotta paint that lady)
It's an aphrodisiac, girl
Get the Monet like Leo Da Vinci
I paint your clam like a Botticelli

[Verse 2]
Before I let you get a whiff of this dick
I get to painting and I make it erotic
You can be my Rose and I can be your Jack but we're
Not on a boat, we are out the back of my
Mother's house (In a granny flat)
But the sexual tension is still Titanic
I can't wait to please you when I'm finished painting you in about five hours
Hour three and you move your head slightly to the left, well
I think I better start again
Hour eight and the sun's coming up and the light has changed so
I think I better start again
The sexual tension has been greatly magnified
By this twelve hour Bob Ross Joy Ride
I made you wait, now I know what you want
And I'ma give it to you, baby