Apple Story (Swiping Tips & Tricks / Almost Got Caught) Teejayx6

[Intro]
(K'Den Ju)

[Chorus]
Walked out of Apple with some iPads and MacBooks
Buttoned-up shirt with a tie on, put on the right look
Spray myself with cologne 'cause I walked in smellin' like Backwoods
Security guard inside of Apple said, "Damn, sir, you smell good"
As I'm walkin' to the counter got a nervous stomach feelin'
Flirtin' with the lady behind the counter, like, "You appealin'"
Started makin' nervous movements like lookin' at the ceilin'
Pacin' around the store and askin' questions for no reason

[Verse 1]
Asked her to pull up the profile to match this ID I got
It's 'bout five hunnid other people in this store lookin' hot
I know I'm really nervous but I tried not to pace a lot
Started seein' security guards circlin' the place I'm at
Really wanted to leave, but it'd look weird just walkin' out
So I went through with the process, just hopin' that it go through
Navy Federal profile from 1992
Then somebody grab my information and it said that she was ninety-two
Good credit report, it was seven hundred and ninety-two
Duplicate our passport for my sister, then we flew to Honolulu
Sittin' at my computer late night, the printer next to me
I used to be on feet, shoppin' unique, but that's old to me