Merry Axe-Mas Ice Nine Kills

[Intro: Spoken Word]
"If you meet Santa Clause tonight, boy
You better run for your life"

[Verse 1: Spencer Charnas, Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Both]
'Twas the night before Christmas
At just five years old
My parents were butchered
In the blistering cold
He seemed jolly at first
In his suit stained with red
He let out a laugh
But then left us for dead

[Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Both]
That scene
So vicious
Taught me the meaning of Christmas
Punish the wicked
And don't ask for Santa's forgiveness

[Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Justin "JD" DeBlieck]
You will believe in me
Slaughtered under the tree
And I won't leave a witness
So much for a "Merry Christmas"
Now Santa's claws are out
The sinners scream and shout
I made sure the noose was yuletide tight
So much for a silent night
A silent night!