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This Party Took a Turn for the Douche - Garfunkel & Oates
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This Party Took a Turn for the Douche Garfunkel & Oates

This Party Took a Turn for the Douche - Garfunkel & Oates
[Verse 1]
[Garfunkel]
We roll into the bar 'cause that's how we do
Garfunkel, (Oates), and the rest of the crew
Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go, she
(Hits up the jukebox and puts on Jim Croce
Operator, can you help me make this call?)

[Oates]
Well, we're laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing
And I'm liking the direction this night is going
But then I look up and something has changed
Everyone around us looks fucking deranged

[Garfunkel]
I look to my left, I look to my right
Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight
With super-tight abs and super-tan skin
I swear this ain't the club that I walked in

[Oates]
The techno music starts to play
And the room smells like Axe body spray
I'm like Golda Meir with no gold in my ear
Please tell me what the hell happened here
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