The First Step (Remastered) Will Wood and the Tapeworms

[Spoken, reversed]
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference"

[Verse 1]
You could say I’m plastered, ‘cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21, in the college crawl
I been a boozin’ bastard
They’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands, I can’t touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Nevermind I’m drunk

[Chorus]
Well, we’ve had enough power since the blackout startеd
For an EKG for the broken heartеd
I’d try to see the glass as half full
But I’d probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

[Verse 2]
I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”
And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’
The bullet and betterin’ myself, sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety
I’ll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me, please take my keys
I don’t wanna be an organ donor