The Maharishi Song John Lennon

Well let me tell you something
About the Maharishi camp
In Rishikesh

There were one or two attractive women there
But mainly looked like, you know
Schoolteachers or something

And the whole damn camp
Was spying on the ones in the bathing suits
And they're supposed to be meditating

And there's this cowboy there called Tom
Who plays cowboys on TV
And my, did the Beatle wives go for him in a big way

I wondered what it was -
It was his tight leather belt
His jeans, and his dumb eyes
They seemed to love them eyes

(What's wrong with his eye? You have big eyes.)

Me, I took it for real
I wrote six hundred songs about how I feel
I felt like dying, and crying, and committing suicide
But I felt creative and said:
"What the hell's this got to do with
What that silly little man's talking about?"