Ultra Mega Fast Psychostick

My car is fast
Your car is not fast
Your car is slow
My car is not slow

My car's so fast
Way faster than your car, which is not as fast as my car

Your car sucks, you'll be eatin' my dust
Because its Super Ultra-Ultra Mega
Ultra Mega Fast

So fast
It's really really fast, yeah
I'ts really really really really really.... fast

Fast car!

My car's like [nyoom]
Your car's like [pthhht]
My car's like [brrrrr!]
Your car's like [brrrrr...]

Don't 'cha know it!
Super
Ultra
Mega