I Missed July R. Stevie Moore

I don't know why
I missed July

It started this morning
She went to St. Louis
The car was stolen and
It was found in Missouri
I stayed at home so that
The calls would be answered
I was afraid that the
Telephone company would call
Was it already fall?

The phone rang, I got it
The cord was all knotted
I said to hold on, I
Let the receiver spin
The person on the line
Was yelling he had no more dimes

I missed July
I don't know why
I missed July

I missed July
I don't know why
I missed July