Bridezilla Mommy Long Legs

I-I-I can't wait to do the missionary
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait for you to t-t-take care of me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day

I can't wait for you to put a ring on me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait to go to couple's therapy
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day