No Child Support Alex Schor (Ft. Weddy Teddy)

[Intro: Alex Schor]
If you're a guy, fuck you
Nah, I’m kidding, fuck me (Daddy!)

[Chorus: Alex Schor & Weddy Teddy]
She say she like cookies so I gave her cream pie (Cum)
Ain't pay no child support, I left the kid to die
I just pissed in the wind and I got some in my eye (AIDS)
And I'm rocking women’s clothing cuz I'm motherfucking fly (Gay)

[Post-Chorus: Weddy Teddy]
That bitch wanna come through but I told the bitch “No way” (Hell nah)
I've been fucking dudes man that shit took me all day
Dick up in my mouth, man, I don't know what to say
Treat the penis like a Draco, let the motherfucker spray (Grrt)

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
$15 watch ($15 watch) on my fucking wrist
I'ma fuck a dude after fucking on this bitch
You see this hard cock, meant it now, I got a hard sock
Ran over a kid, make the car stop, jerking off watching Mall Cop
Heard that your grandma was senile (Dementia), I heard my cancer was penile (Dick)
Lost all my money, my bitch left me, I'm fucking a dude in the meanwhile
Went up on his face like the motherfucking cream aisle (Uhh), Talking about Hitler, see Kyle
You think that you're hot, the heat's mild, you look like a weak child (Woo)