[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GODZILLA!
VERSUS!
KING KONG!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Godzilla]
From the depths of the sea, it's the king of the Monsters
I'll chew you up dawg. This Kong's getting conquered
I roll with Rodan, Mothra and the homies
For a social primate, you sure seem lonely
Your only friend is a damsel in distress
Who cringes while you sniff on her ripped off dress!
You're a simpanzee, I'm a lizard of thunder!
When I'm crushing on a girl, it means the foot she comes under
You're pathetic with the humans, enduring their abuse
Getting chained up and roofied on some goofy berry juice
I eat up a whole city like some Tokyoplait
You get spoon fed hot lead like "Here comes the airplane!"
How did dropping off the Empire feel?
You're like Jussie Smollett 'cept this beatdown is real
I got this battle covered like a bento lid
I'll make an ass out of you like Nintendo did
[Verse 2: King Kong]
(Oh) The only game I play is Rampage, Lizzie (oh)
It's beauty kills this beast and you just ain't pretty! (Οh)
No way your ass-brain is hanging with these monkey bars
You ain't got punchlines, you barely even got arms
You came off the base for Frankenstein first time we made a movie:
And I dunked on you like Barkley at the base of Mt. Fuji
Face facts cankles, you can't fill seats yourself
So they bring a mammal to nurse your films back to health
Don't you quote Snoop to me, I'm as old as death row
Reppin' RKO, and we don't love them ToHo's
The 8th Wonder of the World, and the word when I rhyme
And you think your mind can compete with mine? (here's your sign)
Just like your bad English captions, your words don't match your actions
You weren't even the bombest monster from the sea, G, what's Kraken?
So stay in your land of rising cold fish and rice
Come to New York and King Kong will bing bong, fuck your life!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GODZILLA!
VERSUS!
KING KONG!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Godzilla]
From the depths of the sea, it's the king of the Monsters
I'll chew you up dawg. This Kong's getting conquered
I roll with Rodan, Mothra and the homies
For a social primate, you sure seem lonely
Your only friend is a damsel in distress
Who cringes while you sniff on her ripped off dress!
You're a simpanzee, I'm a lizard of thunder!
When I'm crushing on a girl, it means the foot she comes under
You're pathetic with the humans, enduring their abuse
Getting chained up and roofied on some goofy berry juice
I eat up a whole city like some Tokyoplait
You get spoon fed hot lead like "Here comes the airplane!"
How did dropping off the Empire feel?
You're like Jussie Smollett 'cept this beatdown is real
I got this battle covered like a bento lid
I'll make an ass out of you like Nintendo did
[Verse 2: King Kong]
(Oh) The only game I play is Rampage, Lizzie (oh)
It's beauty kills this beast and you just ain't pretty! (Οh)
No way your ass-brain is hanging with these monkey bars
You ain't got punchlines, you barely even got arms
You came off the base for Frankenstein first time we made a movie:
And I dunked on you like Barkley at the base of Mt. Fuji
Face facts cankles, you can't fill seats yourself
So they bring a mammal to nurse your films back to health
Don't you quote Snoop to me, I'm as old as death row
Reppin' RKO, and we don't love them ToHo's
The 8th Wonder of the World, and the word when I rhyme
And you think your mind can compete with mine? (here's your sign)
Just like your bad English captions, your words don't match your actions
You weren't even the bombest monster from the sea, G, what's Kraken?
So stay in your land of rising cold fish and rice
Come to New York and King Kong will bing bong, fuck your life!
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