Portobello Road David Tomlinson (Ft. Cindy O'Callaghan, Ian Weighill, Roy Snart & Thurl Ravenscroft)

[EMELIUS BROWNE]
Portobello Road, Portobello Road
Street where the riches of ages are stowed
Anything and everything a chap can unload
Is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road
You'll find what you want in the Portobello Road

[VENDOR]
Rare alabaster
[BROWNE]
Genuine plaster
[RUSSIAN VENDOR]
A filigreed samovar owned by the czars
[VENDOR]
A pen used by Shelley,
[BROWNE]
A new Botticelli
[VENDOR]
The snipper that clipped old King Edward's cigars

[CRYSTAL VENDOR]
Waterford Crystals
[ANTIQUE GUN VENDOR]
Napoleon's pistols
[JEWELRY VENDOR]
Society heirlooms with genuine gems
[ART VENDOR]
Rembrandts, El Grecos, Toulouse-Lautrecos!
[BROWNE]
Painted last week on the banks of the Thames