V.I.P. Iggy Pop

I'm a very important person
I park in the V.I.P
And when I go to the bathroom
I go in the V.I.P. toilet
And when I wanna change a lightbulb
I don't do it myself, oh no
I have a technician 'cause I'm a V.I.P
I'm a V.I.P
I'm a V.I.P
I'm a V.I.P

Now, as I began to become a V.I.P
I forgot what I'd become a V.I.P. for
I began to grow accustomed to people saying
"Right this way, sir, drinks are on the house"
Flight attendants on airplanes saying
"Please, really, I don't wanna bother you, sir
But it's such a pleasure to have you here on board
May I have your autograph for my daughter?"
"Yeah baby, right after I go to the toilet
I'll give you a couple of 'em 'cause I'm a V.I.P!"

Now, one thing about V.I.P. is they never seem to be alone
The "true" V.I.P. must travel with an entourage
People who say "Right on, boss"
Cause it's a V.I.P!
Right on, boss
I'm a V.I.P!
As I began to realize that I had gained V.I.P status
Worries began to creep in
What if one day, I woke up and I was no longer a V.I.P?
No more good tables at the restaurants
No more strange women smiling
And approaching me on the streets
No more top-notch booty
No more entourage to say "Right, boss"
I began to have nightmares
And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody
Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP
Just like I was before
Hearing the applause in my head
Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender