You Married a Fool Voltaire

It happened at a birthday celebration
You said by all accounts I made a scene
I told off-color jokes
Offended several folks
I guess perhaps I might see what you mean

Now if you were to take me to a funeral
I'd be the only fool there in a party hat
I mean no disrespect
I just think "What the heck?
I might just make a grieving widow laugh."
Your girlfriends say it all the time
But your mama says it, too
You married a fool
You married a fool
You married a fool
But I'm a fool for you. I met you where you worked, down at the tavern
We sang karaoke songs until you closed
I guess I drank too much
And maybe I lost touch
I'm not sure why I took of all my clothes

It's nothing new, hell, you can ask my mother
I was a joker and a classclown back in school
And I take any gaffe
Just to make some people laugh
And I don't care if I come off a fool
Your girlfriends say it all the time
But your mama says it, too
You married a fool
You married a fool
You married a fool
But I'm a fool for you