He’s the Uncle Guided by Voices

[Verse]
And now we see eye to eye
That another man's trash is collectible
And every weakness is correctable
Be leaving here quite soon now
Be pushing off to the moon now
And now I have had quite a time
And the mosh pit is filled with memorabilia
And if you'd have stayed, they'd have killed ya
Be taking you home anytime now
And I had a very nice time, now

[Chorus]
We are not so cold, are we?
They are not so bold, are they?
And I am getting old, aren't I?

[Solo]

[Chorus]
We are not so cold, are we?
They are not so bold, are they?
And I am getting old, aren't I?

[Outro]
And how did you like my clothes?
I wore them so that they wouldn't dump us