The Vagina Song Willam

[Chorus]
I want a real vagina there so frickin' bad
I'll buy it tampax and some maxi pads
(I'll take good care of it, I promise!)
It will come with a hymen, all new and pristine
But I'll bust that cherry like a slutty queen
(with a big ole dick)

Oh everytime I close my thighs
My balls, they fall right out the side. (of my panties)
So turn my dick into a slip and slide
I swear, the world better prepare for when I'm a lady there

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I would have the whole shebang
Done though surgery is not so fun
Put it on your wish list to give my gash a little kiss
I'll probably pull a little Britney and flash it
Show the world I paid the coins for the front slit

I want to see if it makes when I go piss
Its called a pussy maybe cause it sounds like a cat hiss
It'll be a couple months since my ditch was dug
Made a hole from a pole, now all I need is jugs (Ooh)
I'll probably get 'em real tasteful like-
I'm just kidding, they'll be huge right
You won't forget about me stupid
Even when I'm old I'm gonna have a big fupa