2020 BAFTAs Tim Minchin

[MINCHIN]
Perhaps my greatest fear
Among my many fears vis-à-vis COVID-19
Is that, in the coming years
There will be even more film
And episodic TV
About zombies

I think I'll write a zombie film
Set in Hollywood
In which the writers all get bitten
By a zombie carrying a disease
Which, when you are infected
Manifests in a desire
To write zombie films

I know our job is to hold a mirror up to society
But I've been avoiding mirrors of late, 'cause it's got so goddamn ugly
Remember when Cersei Lannister
Was absurd hyperbole?
But now she seems quite tame
And her naked walk of shame
Being pelted with human poo

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Pelted with human poo