It’s Bigger On The Inside Aurelio Voltaire

Hello, Boys and girls i am The Doctor!
But not the kind that gives you medicine
I've traveled throughout time and space
Just to save the Human Race
So lets not dilly dally let's begin!

Now this thing you see here it is my TARDIS
And with it we shall get this party started!
Time And Relative Dimensions
In Space It's quite the Invention!
Some call it The Doctor's Wife
Excuse me while i slip inside!

You know it's Bigger On The Inside!
It's Bigger On The Inside!
Once you've felt the inside im sure that you'll agree!
It's Bigger On The Inside! But dont take it from me!
Once you've felt the inside you will see!

An evil nemesis we call The Master
Baits me into all kinds of Disaster
On Galifrey or so i'm told
He gazed into a gaping hole
And ever since he's been an awful bastard!

And then, of course, we got the Cybermen
I hope i never see those things again
Who knows what they're packing there?
In their silver underwear?
When they arrive you should vacate
Your ass they wish to assimilate