This Ain’t Dallas Hank Williams Jr.

[Chorus 1]
This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't J.R., you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together

[Verse 1]
I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five
I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive
My wife ain't out shoppin' with the country club queens
She's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three

[Chorus 1]
And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't J.R., you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together

[Bridge]
Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream
You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan, they're a sight to see
My ol' lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"
I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV?"

[Chorus 2]
And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Sue Ellen
We're just man and woman holding this thing together