[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
BRIAN GRIFFIN
VS
ROCKET DOG
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Rocket]
Here's a clash between a rocket and a dog, I'll blast off
All you do is drink beer and hump things that aren't dogs!
You are friends with a baby? Talk about a child molestor
And your best friend is a creepy fat version of Uncle Fester
Dissing you in this battle is the reason I'm having a blast
And I don't mean to brag, but I can fly while you rub your ass
What's the matter Brian Griffin? did my rhymes get you pissing
On the carpet like you did when you fell in love with Lois Griffin!
[Verse 2: Brian]
I can hump legs as fast as I can get a dry martini
I'm an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie
Blasting off with your farts? Could you be even more childish?
I mean, kid, you look more slow than a down-syndromed fish
MY best friеnd is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?
I can do morе tricks than you and I don't even need a treat
So before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual
Rocket Dog, you're just a pussy who's owners homosexual
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
BRIAN GRIFFIN
VS
ROCKET DOG
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Rocket]
Here's a clash between a rocket and a dog, I'll blast off
All you do is drink beer and hump things that aren't dogs!
You are friends with a baby? Talk about a child molestor
And your best friend is a creepy fat version of Uncle Fester
Dissing you in this battle is the reason I'm having a blast
And I don't mean to brag, but I can fly while you rub your ass
What's the matter Brian Griffin? did my rhymes get you pissing
On the carpet like you did when you fell in love with Lois Griffin!
[Verse 2: Brian]
I can hump legs as fast as I can get a dry martini
I'm an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie
Blasting off with your farts? Could you be even more childish?
I mean, kid, you look more slow than a down-syndromed fish
MY best friеnd is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?
I can do morе tricks than you and I don't even need a treat
So before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual
Rocket Dog, you're just a pussy who's owners homosexual
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