Shorty Said Das Racist

[Hook]
I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
It really doesn't matter cause it's all the same and
Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah
You give me your number, I call you up
Yo, you know who you look like? (aha ha)
You know who you look like? (aha ha)
You know who you look like? (DR)
You know who you look like? (Yeah, yeah)

[Heems]
Now shorty said I look like Carlos Mencia
Like Carlos Mencia?
Fuck Carlos Mencia
I said take notice, and ma please focus
I look like him, but mixed with George Lopez
Shorty said I look like Mario Lopez
With no lats, and no traps and no pecs
And no abs
Shorty said I look like Cro-mag-
Non man, that's a cave man
She told me I was racist at the rave, man

[Kool AD]
Yeah shorty said I look like a Cro-mag too, man
She said I'm half Rasta, half pasta, no Ragu, man
Shorty said I look like Slash with no hat on
She asked if I had a spot where we could get our smash on
Shorty said I look like Devendra Banhart
Shorty said I look like that dude from Japan's art
You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers
Shorty said I look just like Egyptian Lover