[Henry:]
You see, my serial pussy days are over
Because, well... I've, I've just met someone
Someone so
It all went so fast
I just moved into her tiny hidden palace—'cause yes, she's a queen
And now, I'm engaged

I know, I know—marrying a girl when you're as young and green as me, it's like... swimming the Atlantic with a concrete block tied to your left testicle

Well yes now, I'm engaged
Copped out in my early age
So who, you ask, would marry me?
Who would bе the least likely?
No, this ain't a jokе so far
Yes, Ann Defrasnoux, the opera star

[Woman in audience:]
Oh no!

[Henry:]
What? What's wrong, lady?
Ann and me
—You disagree?
What is it
—Blasphemy?
Why? Is she too perfect?
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