[Opn Ext. It's a Wash]
(Steven is seen sitting inside a car, wearing sunglasses and monologuing to himself.)
STEVEN: They told me there wasn't enough room on the road for the universe. And I told them, the universe is my road.
(Steven shifts the gears in the car, steps down on the accelerator pedal, and pretends to drive the car.)
STEVEN: Vroom, vroom!
CONNIE: starts knocking the window of the car Steven? Steven?
STEVEN: lowers the window and takes off his sunglasses* Oh, hey, Connie! *gets off the car Thanks for letting me practice, Dad. This car's great! But I think it might be too small to live in.
GREG: Ah, the van's still home sweet home. I just thought now that I'm swimming in dough, why not get a new car?
CONNIE: A new car? But it's got this big "Used" sticker on it.
GREG: I like to think of it as more experienced than "used".
(Greg takes out another sticker, reading "Dad On Board", and pastes it over the "Used" sticker)
GREG: This baby's a Dondai Supremo from the era of frosted tips, mood rings, slap bracelets.
(Steven and Connie stare at Greg cluelessly.)
(Steven is seen sitting inside a car, wearing sunglasses and monologuing to himself.)
STEVEN: They told me there wasn't enough room on the road for the universe. And I told them, the universe is my road.
(Steven shifts the gears in the car, steps down on the accelerator pedal, and pretends to drive the car.)
STEVEN: Vroom, vroom!
CONNIE: starts knocking the window of the car Steven? Steven?
STEVEN: lowers the window and takes off his sunglasses* Oh, hey, Connie! *gets off the car Thanks for letting me practice, Dad. This car's great! But I think it might be too small to live in.
GREG: Ah, the van's still home sweet home. I just thought now that I'm swimming in dough, why not get a new car?
CONNIE: A new car? But it's got this big "Used" sticker on it.
GREG: I like to think of it as more experienced than "used".
(Greg takes out another sticker, reading "Dad On Board", and pastes it over the "Used" sticker)
GREG: This baby's a Dondai Supremo from the era of frosted tips, mood rings, slap bracelets.
(Steven and Connie stare at Greg cluelessly.)
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