[Round 1: Carter Deems]
Yo, in your battle against that one guy
You said that one thing and it was really dumb
I make him go really dumb for talking slick when I put that metal in his mouth, now that's a silver tongue
You started battle rapping at the age of 51
Back when you were really young
I don't act like I carry a silly gun but my girl does and She Bang like William Hung
That picture in my living room? That's the one that William hung
Crazy with the hands I got silly thumbs
I don't kill a ton but I move weight by the kiloton
Just wait til my shipments come, this butt head been a bum
Catch me in the kitchen whipping up sticky buns
Your favorite Pokemon is Lickitung
I make him stop motion like Chicken Run
My mom beat you in a footrace, that chick can run
Just cause you grip the heat doesn't mean you're more real than me
It just means that we have fun on Friday nights very differently
I like to hand paint ornaments from my Christmas tree
And I enjoy the mystery of seeing what Santa decided to get for me
But you spend Christmas week
Trying to get people underneath the mistletoe so you can make your fist kiss their teeth
Neither way is right or wrong, we're just different, see?
I seek inner peace by sipping tea like my skin is green
But then I hit the streets...to trick or treat
With my friends, with the hope that they'll finally share their Twix with me
You seek serenity by going on a killing spree
And punching the first kid you see wearing skinny jeans
As you head outside to race limousines
Seems pretty legit to me
But we're not enemies
We can do friendly things
You can watch season 3 of Friends with me
And I'll even let you have the password to my Netflix for free
We can garden together
I'll trim the weeds and plant all types of different seeds
And in the spring, I'll go with you to see your grandson play little league
We'll have a ball...literally
My car the same color that citrus be
I call it a "lemon drop"
Bend the block in that wide body trunk so big I get followed by Sir Mix-A-Lot
My whip is hot
It's like when I lost my baseball cards, that's missing Topps
Leave him with missing tops, red dot, itchy trigger finger, give 'em all chicken pox
My favorite type of pie? Chicken pot
I own 50 Glocks and the calicoes shoot bullets the same size as a litter box
You'll see defeat like my missing socks
It'll be a clean sweep, I own three Swiffer mops
Lick a shot, then get your chick in the Coupe faster Fantastic Mr. Fox
Yo, listen pops
I'll hit him so hard it'll split my hands like Mr. Spock
Keep acting like what you spit is hot and that'll get Ice creamed in the future like Dippin Dots
Yo, in your battle against that one guy
You said that one thing and it was really dumb
I make him go really dumb for talking slick when I put that metal in his mouth, now that's a silver tongue
You started battle rapping at the age of 51
Back when you were really young
I don't act like I carry a silly gun but my girl does and She Bang like William Hung
That picture in my living room? That's the one that William hung
Crazy with the hands I got silly thumbs
I don't kill a ton but I move weight by the kiloton
Just wait til my shipments come, this butt head been a bum
Catch me in the kitchen whipping up sticky buns
Your favorite Pokemon is Lickitung
I make him stop motion like Chicken Run
My mom beat you in a footrace, that chick can run
Just cause you grip the heat doesn't mean you're more real than me
It just means that we have fun on Friday nights very differently
I like to hand paint ornaments from my Christmas tree
And I enjoy the mystery of seeing what Santa decided to get for me
But you spend Christmas week
Trying to get people underneath the mistletoe so you can make your fist kiss their teeth
Neither way is right or wrong, we're just different, see?
I seek inner peace by sipping tea like my skin is green
But then I hit the streets...to trick or treat
With my friends, with the hope that they'll finally share their Twix with me
You seek serenity by going on a killing spree
And punching the first kid you see wearing skinny jeans
As you head outside to race limousines
Seems pretty legit to me
But we're not enemies
We can do friendly things
You can watch season 3 of Friends with me
And I'll even let you have the password to my Netflix for free
We can garden together
I'll trim the weeds and plant all types of different seeds
And in the spring, I'll go with you to see your grandson play little league
We'll have a ball...literally
My car the same color that citrus be
I call it a "lemon drop"
Bend the block in that wide body trunk so big I get followed by Sir Mix-A-Lot
My whip is hot
It's like when I lost my baseball cards, that's missing Topps
Leave him with missing tops, red dot, itchy trigger finger, give 'em all chicken pox
My favorite type of pie? Chicken pot
I own 50 Glocks and the calicoes shoot bullets the same size as a litter box
You'll see defeat like my missing socks
It'll be a clean sweep, I own three Swiffer mops
Lick a shot, then get your chick in the Coupe faster Fantastic Mr. Fox
Yo, listen pops
I'll hit him so hard it'll split my hands like Mr. Spock
Keep acting like what you spit is hot and that'll get Ice creamed in the future like Dippin Dots
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