Hyperactive Child Dead Kennedys

[Intro: Spoken]
"Hyperactive Child," take four...

(One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 1]
I'm tired of kissin' ass
I can't sit still all day
You know I know your school's a lie
That's why you dragged me here

[Chorus]
"You're a hyperactive child
You're destructive, you're too wild
We're going to calm you down
Now, this won't hurt a bit"

[Verse 2]
Drag me to the floor
Pullin' down my pants
Ram a needle up my butt
Put my brain into a trance

[Chorus]
"No more hyperactive child
Got too much of a mind
Wouldn't you rather be happy?
Now, this won't hurt a bit"