Mediocre Bowling for Soup

[Verse 1]
We came to conquer and we got side-tracked
But we couldn't leave well enough alone
We jumped right in and landed on our backs
That's how it goes whoa-o-oh

[Verse 2]
We gave up everything and didn't get far
So we threw our hands up and turned around
Why bother trying it's just way too hard
Let's take it slow whoa-o-oh

[Chorus]
Hey, let's go and all that bullshit
I thought we had a reason but now I forget
And we gave it a thought but nothing's what we got
I was thinking it over and it's great to be mediocre

[Verse 3]
Life keeps on hitting us upside the head
And it's kicking us when we're on the ground
It's hard to figure out what's coming next
You never know whoa-o-oh

[Verse 4]
We stuck our thumbs out looking for a lift
But we hitched a ride straight to hell
It's like we're stuck working the graveyard shift
At Domino's whoa-o-oh