Betty and Me Jonathan Coulton

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[Verse 1]
I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin
He said we could build a baby out of DNA
And although it was expensive
It was legal in the states where it wasn't banned
It was Betty who suggested
We cut out the parts of me that she can't stand

[Pre-Chorus]
So we made an appointment and Betty went alone
They worked out the details and then called me on the phone
To say congratulations Dad

[Chorus]
Now things are getting better for Betty and me
We're making us a baby that's just like me only better
And Betty says he'll be taller
And Betty says he'll be smarter
And Betty says that our baby will be better than me

[Verse 2]
Betty was pretty firm about our baby being human
I said we should give him wings and a nice prehensile tail
He could travel with the circus
Making money, making friends with clowns
Betty said that's stupid
And for God's sake would you turn that TV down?

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