Whatever Comes Out ED

Downer then a chick who likes to smoke
Punchlines are a joke
I hold vango in a chokehold
Talk about an artichoke
Left him gasping and deaf
This is a blank canvass with some extra zess
I'm out of this thermosphere
I'm earthbound like ness
Who else is left that I have to impress?
The girls who rejected me and your mother 2
Not singing the blues or adding auto tune
I'll just 1up you like a mushroom
I've sinned since coming out the womb
My name is edson
So problematic
Up to my old tactics
Scavenged broken pieces of myself and managed to fit them into a few minutes
Too bad I threw the glue into ocean
Frivolous thoughts go around like locomotion
Emotions are free flowin
Break you like styrofoam
Slicker then a comb
Growing from my plateau
Is that possible?
I'm possible
Roaming earth like Romulus
Penetrating the crust
I fly with the dusk
Whirl with the gust
I make minds discombobulate
Can't calculate the atomic mass of this element
Bent hell til it stooped low enough for my level
Deeper then the pits you read about in the stories
You wouldn't want to know the thoughts I'm hoarding
Open endorphins until you overdose and need morphine
Lines so meaningful you look between the morphemes
I'm morphing into another coating
Lines so sick they have me spit freestyles in quarantine
The globe protected with hazmats
Make artists have Asthma attacks
Snap the synapse
And leave a huge gap
I gotta knack for disrupting the peace
Broke too many treaties
So don't attack me
Attack Germany
I give germs to many
So virulent like a poisonous scorpion
Play you like an accordion
Declare multiple wars like Napoleon
Acting like a historian
We know what happened in the BC and the AD but what about the ED?