Alright Hear This Beastie Boys

[Intro]
All right, you're scratching it right now
Cuttin' the record back and forth against the needle
Back and forth, back and forth, makin' it scratch
But let me tell you something
Don't try it at home with your dad's stereo
Only under hip-hop supervision, all right?

[Chorus]
Alright, hear this
So you wanna be the emcee, huh?
Alright, hear this
So you wanna be the emcee, huh?

[Verse1 ]
Because I grab the microphone, and I pick it up
And then I fuck it up, and then I turn it in
And then I turn it out, got the body-rockin' sound
And then you know I’m gonna get down
Eat a Scooby snack and take a disco nap
Because I’m shopping at Sears, 'cause I don't buy at the Gap
Sending this one out to all the funky inspirations
Pretty Purdie on the drums with the beat relations (Yeah, yeah)
Well, I’m working on rhymes, they're coming line by line
Trying to put what I feel into word and rhymes
I've got a feeling coming on, I’ve got to make some shit
A little something stupid, for the twisted and sick
Because I drive like a maniac on the streets
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I’ve got the beats
Got my nuts swingin' from left to right and
Right to left, and I’m death defying