
Bizarre Christmas Incident (Live) Ben Folds
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Ho ho ho!
Play it Grandpa
(Yeah, play it!)
Let's tell them a little story
About what happened this Christmas
(Yeah, tell them!)
Christmas Eve
I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things
Heavy breathing from the chimney...
Who could it be?
(I'll tell you what it was...)
(What happened then, Ben?)
(Yeah, what happened?)
Well, I went back to sleep...
(You went back to sleep?!)
(Shit!)
Tired man, went back to sleep
And in the morning
I couldn't believe my eyes
A whale of a corpse with a long, white beard
Was dangling over the fire
Play it Grandpa
(Yeah, play it!)
Let's tell them a little story
About what happened this Christmas
(Yeah, tell them!)
Christmas Eve
I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things
Heavy breathing from the chimney...
Who could it be?
(I'll tell you what it was...)
(What happened then, Ben?)
(Yeah, what happened?)
Well, I went back to sleep...
(You went back to sleep?!)
(Shit!)
Tired man, went back to sleep
And in the morning
I couldn't believe my eyes
A whale of a corpse with a long, white beard
Was dangling over the fire
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