The Bathing Suit That Grandma Otter Wore Paul Williams

[Verse 1]
Long long ago
There lived a lady
Simple but elegant
As any on the shore
She was known for her generous silhouette and yet
She was known even more for the bathing suit she wore

[Verse 2]
Once a pirate tried to steal it
It was rumoured he was gonna use it
For a pirate sail
And innocent of such an act he cried
The fact is that's a perfect diaper for a baby whale

[Verse 3]
Sweet grandma's eyes
How they could charm you
Five gеnerations of loving friends she madе
All the children enjoyed her in many ways somedays
When the sun was a scorcher
Grandma otter was their shade

[Verse 4]
Even so it was her bathing suit that made her famous
It was almost heaven sent
Many times when it was drying on the line
A tourist would mistake it for a circus tent