(Verse 1)
[DANNY]
Have some pity on an Easterner
Show a little sympathy
No one could possibly be sterner
Than you have been with me
There's a job that I'm applying for
Let me put it to you thus:
It's a partnership I'm dying for
Mr. and Mrs. Us
Before you file it on the shelf
Let me tell you of myself
(Chorus)
Oh, I'm the chappie
To make you happy
I'll tie your shoeses
And chase your blueses
Oh lady, would you
Oh tell me, could you use me?
I'd shake the mat out
And put the cat out
I'd clean the garret
And feed the parrot
Oh lady, would you
Oh tell me, could you use me?
[DANNY]
Have some pity on an Easterner
Show a little sympathy
No one could possibly be sterner
Than you have been with me
There's a job that I'm applying for
Let me put it to you thus:
It's a partnership I'm dying for
Mr. and Mrs. Us
Before you file it on the shelf
Let me tell you of myself
(Chorus)
Oh, I'm the chappie
To make you happy
I'll tie your shoeses
And chase your blueses
Oh lady, would you
Oh tell me, could you use me?
I'd shake the mat out
And put the cat out
I'd clean the garret
And feed the parrot
Oh lady, would you
Oh tell me, could you use me?
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