I Am So Proud Gilbert and Sullivan

[POOH-BAH]
I am so proud
If I allowed
My family pride
To be my guide
I'd volunteer
To quit this sphere
Instead of you
In a minute or two
But family pride
Must be denied
And set aside
And mortified
And mortified

[KO-KO]
My brain it teams
With endless schemes
Both good and new
For Titipu
For Titipu;
But if I flit
The benefit
That I'd diffuse
The town would lose!
Now every man
To aid his clan
Should plot and plan
As best he can