The Priest and the Matador Senses Fail

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Here I lie, I'm staring at
Clouds in shapes of dogs and cats
I hear a woman start to yell
"Oh, dear god, I think he fell!"

[Chorus]
I'm the arrow shot straight to Hell from the bow of William Tell
My body lies kissing the ground like a cross turned upside down

[Verse 2]
A priest is rushing to my side
Begins to read me my last rights
"Father, you're too late, my faith is weak
So won't you save your half-hearted speech?"

[Chorus]
I'm the arrow shot straight to Hell from the bow of William Tell
My body lies kissing the ground like a cross turned upside down

[Bridge]
A man bends down and says, "Son
We're gonna get through this one!
Take my hand, and let us pray!"
I scream, "Please get the fuck away!"