Goose on Holiday: An Untitled Goose Game Song Random Encounters (Ft. Adriana Figueroa & FamilyJules)

Is this somebody's stool? 'Cause I need it
What a fine looking fruit, guess I'll eat it
Were you using this pipe? Well, it's mine now
Will it bug you if I take your sign down?

I think I'll take this rusty rake
And once I break your old broom, they'll both go into the lake
It'd be a shame if someone came
Along and threw off your aim, hey, mate, it's only a game

Look, here's the gist, my evil list
Consists of ways to cause mayhem and put pants in a twist
The folks I've goosed have now deduced
That since they've locked me away, the geese have come home to roost

You'd better lock your gates and hide your lingerie
From your friendly bird of prey
Because the goose is loose and here for fowl play
I'm a goose on holiday

Hey, that radio's nice, and I want it
Lovely ribbon you've got, I'ma flaunt it
This harmonica needs me to tune it
That's a beautiful rose, time to prune it

Hear that crash? It's your trash
Oh, I'll be back in a flash to make you waste all your cash
I'm in your hedge, got any veg?
You seem a little on edge, don't hit your hand with your sledge