[Pre-intro scene: Chandler's office block. Chandler is on a coffee break.]
[Enter Shelly]
Shelly: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this?
Shelly: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Shelly: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes please.
Shelly: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-
Chandler: He's a he?
Shelly: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelly. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now- [backs out of the room] -okay, bye bye...
[Opening credits]
[Scene 1: Monica's+Rachel's. Everyone is there.]
[Enter Shelly]
Shelly: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this?
Shelly: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Shelly: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes please.
Shelly: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-
Chandler: He's a he?
Shelly: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelly. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now- [backs out of the room] -okay, bye bye...
[Opening credits]
[Scene 1: Monica's+Rachel's. Everyone is there.]
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