All Fall Down William Finn (Ft. Sally Wilfert)

I was young
And we had dough
My clothes just so
But Daddy blew it

He got caught
His hand, you know?
Fired so fast, Mommy fainted
Poor at last! Plus we’re tainted

Poor Daddy
That fatso
Then he flew out the window
Dirtied the ground below

I kissed the cat
My daddy’s dead!
I’m feeling fat
My mommy’s thinner
She said, "Daddy was a winner
But we all fall down, down, down"

College days
My best of friends
Had married men
With brains and money