[Verse 1]
Barney, put the coffee on, 'cause I’m late for work again
Another day at the office, wonder what kinda perks I get
I am an MIT alumni, ever heard of it?
Sure you did, I got a PhD, but now I'm earning it
Building up my resume at Black Mesa (Yeah)
Employee of the month, they should have a plaque with my name up (For real)
I'll hang up my lab jacket, grab a new hazard suit (Ooh)
Just in case a resonance cascade should happen soon (Boom)
Who ever thought a book-smart geek could go so hard
Even acquired a minor degree in crowbars
No joke, Gordon got more balls than a Gonarch
Head Crabs wanna grab my dome, ’cause I'm so smart
I'm not one for talking, but I got an arsenal
Forget my doctorate when a gun makes any problem solvable
I am anomalous, like a subatomic quantum particle
The odds of starting an apocalypse went from none to probable
I'm picking up steam and running amok
Cleaning out the marines who think that they'll cover this up
I'll paint the wall with their brains, call that a Black Mesa layoff
When you enter this facility, you know who's laid law
Don't call me crazy I got plenty of Xen
I’ll annihilate any Nihilanth who’s letting 'em in
If I clock any overtime, I an’t doing it for free, man
At least give me some praise, okay? Gee, man
Barney, put the coffee on, 'cause I’m late for work again
Another day at the office, wonder what kinda perks I get
I am an MIT alumni, ever heard of it?
Sure you did, I got a PhD, but now I'm earning it
Building up my resume at Black Mesa (Yeah)
Employee of the month, they should have a plaque with my name up (For real)
I'll hang up my lab jacket, grab a new hazard suit (Ooh)
Just in case a resonance cascade should happen soon (Boom)
Who ever thought a book-smart geek could go so hard
Even acquired a minor degree in crowbars
No joke, Gordon got more balls than a Gonarch
Head Crabs wanna grab my dome, ’cause I'm so smart
I'm not one for talking, but I got an arsenal
Forget my doctorate when a gun makes any problem solvable
I am anomalous, like a subatomic quantum particle
The odds of starting an apocalypse went from none to probable
I'm picking up steam and running amok
Cleaning out the marines who think that they'll cover this up
I'll paint the wall with their brains, call that a Black Mesa layoff
When you enter this facility, you know who's laid law
Don't call me crazy I got plenty of Xen
I’ll annihilate any Nihilanth who’s letting 'em in
If I clock any overtime, I an’t doing it for free, man
At least give me some praise, okay? Gee, man
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