Pretend to Be Nice Josie and the Pussycats

[Verse 1]
Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes
And says, "It looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise
Because your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied
I hope that you got that shirt at half-price"

[Verse 2]
And every word I say falls flat on the floor
I try to tell a joke, he's heard it before
And I don't think that I can take it no more
He's driving me right out of my front door

[Chorus]
Why do you do what you do to me, baby?
You're shaking my confidence, driving me crazy
You know if I could, I'd do anything for you
Please don't ignore me, 'cause you know I adore you

[Post-Chorus]
Can't you just pretend to be nice?
Could you at least pretend to be nice?
If you could just pretend to be nice
Well, everything in my life would be alright

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Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-ooh, ooh