I’m Bo Yo (Extended Version) Bo Burnham

It was all a dream, I used to read a quick Nick magazine
Ren and Stimpy, Tommy Pickles and the games between
I'm watching TV in the dark
Every Saturday Double dare with my main man Marky Mark

Summers, Falls, Winters and Springs
I've seen 19 sets cut me open count the rings
But I wish that I could be 8, 9, or 10
Wearing "Life is Good" t-shirts that made sense back then

You wanna know me well here's a list;
When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed
I like palindromes like "do geese see god?"
Or "go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog."

And I can do a rubix cube in a minute 20
Fast food and the internet's plenty for me
I'm simple with one dimple
And a weird mole thing on my left nipple

I'm part of the fattest country on the global scale
And were phat with a ph on the ph scale
Because we're so basic

Give us a house and a car and a kid
So we can raise it praise it blaze it up
And get lasik to see how bad we fucked it up